COUPLE CAN'T SEE SOLUTION TO VEXING VISION PROBLEMDEAR CR ABBY:
I'm a single 59-year-old man who is dating an attractive 40-year-old woman. I wear glasses, and she wears contact lenses, which she takes out before we go to bed at night. Of course, I remove my glasses. The problem is, when we become intimate, we can barely see each other -- even with the lights on. We want to know what each other looks like when we're making love. Any suggestions?
-- EYES WIDE OPEN IN ROGERS, ARK.
Dear Deer in Headlights in Near Wal-Mart HQ,
How serendipitous, I'll be in Bentonville tomorrow on bidnez
You have two possible solutions;
Fly to the Left Coast and see a Lazer Specialist and git-r-done so you can git-r-on!
-or-
Take the opportunity to implant an image in your mind of whomever/whatever you dare to dream of while you play wrestling piggies under the blaney!
She can do the same.
It's a WIN WIN
Cr-Abby
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