DEAR CR-ABBY: I don't want to make my friend "Ryan" mad, but he does something that makes me feel weird. When we go to the mall to hang out, he always wants to go to the big stores. You know those dummies on display wearing clothes? Well, Ryan likes to feel them up! He thinks it's cool to go up to a female dummy and feel her breasts.
When he does it, he giggles. People stare and I have to leave. I told Ryan I don't like it. He says, "Whatever ..."
Ryan is my best friend. Is what he does natural for a 13-year-old? I like looking at real girls on the beach. He says that's boring, and he'd rather feel up the store dummies. What's up with that? What should I do? -- BILLY IN GALVESTON
When he does it, he giggles. People stare and I have to leave. I told Ryan I don't like it. He says, "Whatever ..."
Ryan is my best friend. Is what he does natural for a 13-year-old? I like looking at real girls on the beach. He says that's boring, and he'd rather feel up the store dummies. What's up with that? What should I do? -- BILLY IN GALVESTON
Dear Willy Under Control in East Texas,
There is no such thing as "Normal" when it comes to 13 years old boys and hormones. We all deal with our coming out party differently and clearly you gauk and he gooses.
So, I have no advice other than to get him a girlfriend.
So, I have no advice other than to get him a girlfriend.
For Christmas buy him an old video of the movie "Mannequin". Show him on the box the rating and explain it was not a documentary and that in real life women can turn to stone but the reverse is not true of store dummys.
Cr-Abby
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