Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dear Cr-Abby from Daddy's Little Taurus


SISTERS GROW FROM BITTER RIVALS INTO BEST FRIENDS
DEAR CR-ABBY:
"Hurt in Sacramento" (Aug. 27) wrote that her sister told her that the only reason she existed was because her dad had been trying for a boy after having three girls. Tell her to trust me -- this is a rite of passage.
I am the youngest of three girls. I was told by my middle sister that I was born a boy, and the doctor gave me a shot to make me a girl.
This sister and I fought like cats and dogs when we were young. Finally, when I was 15 and she was 18, we shared a summer together. From that time on we have been the best of friends and would die for each other. I may have endured years of teasing that my parents didn't want me, but the relationship we have now is one I would never trade.
All I needed to know was that my dad loved me no matter what, and growing up I was always attached to my dad's hip -- which may be why my sister needed to put me down. To this day I know I am Dad's favorite, even though he would never say so. Please tell "Hurt" not to listen to her older sister. She should listen instead to her heart. -- DADDY'S LITTLE TAURUS


Dear Swallowed Daddy's Bull***t,

Sister's fighting for Daddy's affection is the cause for more blood battles than Middle Eastern Oil. I can't believe God left out of Genesis and didn't tell the story about Jane and Judy (Cain and Abel's sisters). Cain only killed Abel....Jane stomp Judy in the ground with a rock and then pissed on her grave. Apparently Adam gave Judy a larger piece of the apple he cut in half.
You gals fight harder, longer and dirtier than us wimpy men. Frankly you all scare the piss out of me. Glad detant' prevailed for now, but if Dad gives you a bigger present (real or perceived) than sis, it's GAME (back) ON!
BTW; Maybe mom step out on Dad and you aren't Daddy's little Taurus, your Mom's little Gemini.

Cr-Abby

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