Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Dear Cr-Abby from Pam in Texas


MOMS DEBATE LOADING QUESTION IN SUPERMARKET PARKING LOTS


DEAR CR-ABBY: My women friends and I are having a disagreement about whether we should put our children in the car first, or load our groceries first. One friend says that she starts her car to cool it off, buckles her children in and then loads her groceries. Another friend insists that you should put your kids in last, so if your car gets hijacked your children won't be in the car.However, I had my baby sitting in the front of the cart while I unloaded my groceries when another car backed up so fast that she came within an inch of hitting my baby in the cart. I let out a blood-curdling scream, and she stopped her car just in time.Wouldn't it be easier to buckle my older child and baby in the car before unloading my groceries? -- PAM IN HOUSTON


Dear S-Pam-alot in the New Windy City,


Most days Cr-Abby likes to pontificate and lob about three paragraphs but this is just too stupid a question for much analysis. That explains a lot about how "W" became our 43rd President...people like you voting.


The letter should be titled..."How Many Texans Does it Take to...?"Cr-Abby moment of epiphany; Tell the bag boy you need help loading the groceries.


Safety and Stimulate Economy at same time.


Out,


Cr-Abby

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