Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Dear Cr-Abby from Sensitive Guy in Milwaukee


DEAR CR-ABBY:
I am a 24-year-old male who has been in a relationship with a great woman, "Hayley," for three years. She has excellent qualities, a good job, she's super loving and would be a wonderful wife someday.
My family loves Hayley -- but my buddies don't, and it is causing me to have mixed feelings. Some days I love her, but on others I want to break up. Then I think of how fantastic our lives would be together. It's weird, because Hayley doesn't change her personality -- it's totally my issue. I'm scared that if I break up with her it could be the worst mistake of my life, and I'll regret it.
Please give me some guidance and point me in the right direction to find the love I have for her.
-- SENSITIVE GUY, MILWAUKEE

Dear Comet Phobic in Green Bay,

Dude,...like I mean it's so rad one minute and then totally bogus then next.

Do Hayley a favor and piss off, grow up and try again when you reach maturity. Based on your current clock you should be marrying material about 2061,...ironically the next time we will see Hailey's Comet here on earth.
Cr-Abby

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