
MAN LANDS IN HOT WATER AFTER SON SPILLS THE BEANS
DEAR CR-ABBY: My husband and I are still at odds over something that happened months ago. He, his best friend and my 13-year-old son, "Mark," went to spring training in Florida. On one of the days, they went to lunch at a restaurant that features scantily clad waitresses. My husband told Mark not to tell me about it and to leave the telling to him.
When they returned home on Sunday after their three-day weekend, Mark let it slip where they had gone for lunch one day. I hit the roof!
Mark is a very young 13. I was furious that my husband took him to a place that Mark described as making him feel "uncomfortable" because of all the skin that was being shown. After I jumped on my husband for doing it, I heard him outside yelling at Mark for telling me before he had a chance to.
I'm being accused of overreacting, Cr-Abby. Am I?
-- PROTECTIVE LIONESS IN ATLANTA
DEAR CR-ABBY: My husband and I are still at odds over something that happened months ago. He, his best friend and my 13-year-old son, "Mark," went to spring training in Florida. On one of the days, they went to lunch at a restaurant that features scantily clad waitresses. My husband told Mark not to tell me about it and to leave the telling to him.
When they returned home on Sunday after their three-day weekend, Mark let it slip where they had gone for lunch one day. I hit the roof!
Mark is a very young 13. I was furious that my husband took him to a place that Mark described as making him feel "uncomfortable" because of all the skin that was being shown. After I jumped on my husband for doing it, I heard him outside yelling at Mark for telling me before he had a chance to.
I'm being accused of overreacting, Cr-Abby. Am I?
-- PROTECTIVE LIONESS IN ATLANTA
Dear Catty Cracker,
Lunch with Dad at Hooters is part of the bonding/mentoring program. Your son broke a Solemn Oath of the Guy Guild and should be punished with a wedgie from the brotherhood.
This is too deep an experience for you frail females to understand.
Don't interfere with this Right of Passage.
Stand down and get back to peeling the taters!
Cr-Abby
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