Sunday, August 31, 2008

Dear Cr-Abby from In a Pickle in Ohio

August 29, 2008
DEAR CR-ABBY: I'm hosting what's called a Naked Ladies Party. It's where all the women come over with all the clothing, accessories, jewelry, etc., they no longer want. We strip down to our skivvies, try on each others stuff, then vote on who should get to keep it. (Basically, we just swap items to get new ones.)
I have a very good friend I'd like to invite, but she is significantly larger than the rest of us and wouldn't fit into any of our clothes. She acts like she's not sensitive about it, but I don't want to embarrass her by inviting her.
She and I work together, and some of the women from work are invited, so she will find out about it. I feel like no matter what I do, I'm going to hurt her feelings or put her in an embarrassing situation. What should I do?
– In A Pickle In Lakewood, Ohio


Dear Cute-Cumber in Vinegar,

Cr-Abby wants to start by saying you should invite me to the gig to make sure everyone is tended to and those in need of a wrinkly pickle can have mine.
Okay, back to you and your "pickle"...

Just curious, is this "Naked Ladies Party" code for Muff patrol where all you gals get liquored up, complain about the men or lack of men in your lives and then explore?

If so, double down on the Cr-Abby invite.

I'm not buying the swap the clothes theme thing, You women like to shop too much.Not to mention this is really a dangerous trend to start as it threatens two of the most important drivers of our economy...

1) The dollars spent as men chase after women
2) Women stimulating the economy with their clothes, make up and accessory purchases.

What are you a commie?

Okay, all joking aside, Cr-Abby has your answer...

This is so easy,...find three to five other fatties (people you kind of know) and invite them too!!!

Cr-Abby

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