Dear Cr-Abby from Wife in Dayton Ohio

HUSBAND PLANS INFIDELITY IF WIFE IS INCAPACITATED
DEAR Cr-ABBY: I need some serious advice. I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis a year ago. My condition is stable. I have taken the necessary precautions such as dietary changes, exercise and prescription medications.
My husband and I have been married eight years. This is my second marriage and his third. My husband is a very stubborn man. Once he makes a decision he stands by it until death.
He has recently announced that should I become incapacitated and unable to perform my "wifely duties," he is going to find a "sex buddy." What should I do about this announcement? -- WIFE IN DAYTON, OHIO

Dear Hubby Planning to "Date-on" in Ohio,

This 3x loser is telling his wife (who is ill) his plans for "life after" is about as low as my "human being worth" scale can measure. My first instinct was to put you in touch with a lady named "Lorena Bobbit" for some ginzu knife lessons.
Your husband could have used discretion IF there was not a work around. Frankly most guys have multiple ways we can purge the demons and your role could be customized to "git-r-done".

That said, his demeanor and lack of sensitivity warrants a different course...we all get old, we all will need help at sometime as our bodies lose the fight with mother nature and father time. He doesn't appear to be the hand holding type and that probably means he'll be the worst cry baby when it is his turn in the time marches on parade.

Dump Him, do it today!!!

Cr-Abby